Stay-in-Bed Lady

Well, this dog certainly knows what he wants and doesn’t feel the least bit of shame about it. My dog used to look embarrassed if we looked at him while he pooped. Dogs these days, where are their manners?

Now I really feel stupid. I poured myself a glass of water, got distracted by food, and am back in my room w/o water and still super thirsty

Well, I feel like an idiot. Just now noticed the @replies link on the side, but am glad I didn’t ask how the hell I was to keep up w/tweets!

It’s been about 30 minutes since “Changeling” ended, and I still haven’t gotten up to get some water despite being thirsty before the movie even started. Don’t you hate it when you’re super thirsty but way too lazy to do anything about it? There are those times when you wake up at 5am after a [...]

Got Snuggie? It’s freezing in my place but I’m reluctant to get under the covers because my stay-in-bed lady lifestyle is killing my back.

So after eating 1/4 of that Digiorno (it certainly wasn’t delivery) a friend IMd abt getting dinner. Doh. Being a fatty cost me a play date.

A few weeks ago I hosted a game night and thought it’d be brilliant to finally buy a Digiorno Pizza so I could tell my friends “It’s not delivery, it’s Digiorno!” and watch their surprised faces turn into glee. It failed. See, the only way it could be pulled off successfully is to have actual [...]

Anyone know how to create a custom site counter? I want mine to say “Bed Sores” http://tinyurl.com/bwy8tr Thx!

Laptops are great, but they’re also hot. Should I use it for warmth, get one of those doohickeys that absorbs the heat, or get out of bed?

So full from a big burrito and two beers. Got caught being a nerd at a science museum. Touched starfish and squealed at their suction cups.