Stay-in-Bed Lady

To all the stay-in-bed ladies out there, have a great Valentine’s Day! I woke up this morning to a mild surprise, rose petals scattered on my bed. Then I realized I had just rolled over some flowers while I was asleep and now I’m still picking thorns out of my flesh.

One of the things I’d like to add to the site is a visitor counter, but instead of it reading “Visitor Counter” I’d like it to read “Bed Sore Counter” so my readers can imagine how many bed sores they’re contributing every time they read my site. Imagine if I got a million web site [...]

Not everyone is cut out for the task of being a stay-in-bed lady (SIBL) – it does require quite a bit of devotion mixed with sheer laziness. Currently there are three main factors contributing to my SIBL status: I’m unemployed. It’s winter. My place is cold and my bed is warm. I am a lady. [...]