Last night I noticed my underwear felt tighter than usual. I figured I had gained unemployment weight as I shifted around uncomfortably in bed, wedgies working their way up. The thought of having to go buy more bargain bin underwear at a Victoria Secret’s sale was a disturbing reality. First underwear, then new fat jeans. It wasn’t until this morning that I discovered I wasn’t fat, I was just wearing my underwear backwards. And not in a sexy thong way.
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