Stay-in-Bed Lady

One of these days I’m pretty sure I’ll end up waking up with Cup-O-Noodles in my hand and reconstituted peas, carrots and ramen on my chest.

I just clipped my nails over my trash can and one still managed to errantly fly into my keyboard which took a few shakes to get out. Sigh.

My bed is covered with clothes but I’m way too cold and lazy to do anything about it so I’m just going to ignore it all until I go to sleep.

Furthermore, if Jack Johnson and Jason Mraz mated, they would produce Colbie Caillat, so the world might as well end now in terrible music.

Is it wrong to hate Jason Mraz because his face is crooked and his song “I’m Yours” is a sad attempt to lure ladies despite his ugly face?

About to shower, watch last night’s episode of Lost, and then muster up the energy to move my car again before the two hour time limit’s up.

Today my sole motivation for getting out of the house after being marooned for two days was to try out a new burrito at a joint I had to take a bus to. From there, I walked to a cafe where my friend worked and had half a tart (custard, cream, chocolate, buttery crust) and [...]

CAlottery.com is not working which probably means a bunch of wishfully thinking people like me are jamming it for tonight’s $212M jackpot.

Because of you I was stuck with a makeshift sandwich instead of seeking out the burrito I was actually craving. You kept me from having to get dressed, so I thank you for now. But if you prevent me from going out for my winning $212 million lotto ticket, you’ll have a dead stay-in-bed on [...]

It’s probably time for an afternoon snack but I don’t feel like getting up. Time to lift up the blanket and check for crumbs to eat!