Stay-in-Bed Lady

Now that the shower is apparently fixed I can’t even test it out until tomorrow morning. Boo. Thanks for the advance notice, shower man.

I knew that bag of chips was not going to quench my thirst but it was more readily accessible than the water all the way in the fridge.

http://www.StayInBedLady.com is generating reusable diaper ads which concerns me. Did I become incontinent without realizing it?

Michael Jackson broke the internet yesterday, let’s see if I break the bank with the Mega Millions lottery today.

There’s a “news” story about dangerous sinkholes in the Dead Sea. What’s the big deal? Doesn’t seem too shabby a place to take a nap.

There are days when I think a catheter with a bag that drained into a toilet would be great to have so I wouldn’t have to get up to pee.

I got bamboozled into getting a fingernail buffed by an Israeli woman selling Dead Sea minerals. One shiny nail amongst nine regular ones.

One of these days I’m going to have a personal chef who will answer my constantly ringing bell and bring me Mexican pizzas a la Taco Bell.

This weekend has been one of those “the world’s against me” weekends. Know what I’m gonna do about it? Stay in and sulk like a big baby. Wah

FYI, when someone can hurt you by snapping the elastic that’s hanging from your underwear, it’s time to throw it away and buy a new pair.