Stay-in-Bed Lady

According to the Google Ads generated on my site I need help. I’m not sure why they think I have a drinking problem – could it be that I pondered about the quality of the sake I was drinking? Can’t that just be chalked up to responsible drinking? I mean, I’m not going to be [...]

Though I’m weary of cheap sake prices, it does not prevent me from drinking it even despite the imminent risk of waking up with a hangover.

My new goal in life is to have R. Kelly perform “Remix to Ignition” for me at a private (but not THAT private) concert.

I’ve had a canker sore on the side of my tongue for days because its position causes me to constantly bite on it, thereby impeding healing.

Baked Lays are pretty delicious but they gotta do something about how big they are. It’s as if they’re designed to crumble upon first bite.

Hey Chastity, the world already has a Louie Anderson. I’m just saying.

Sometimes I wish I weren’t so adamant about not breaking my nearly 7-year-old no-barfing streak. Especially when I know it’ll feel so good.

There’s something about visiting family that makes me want to gobble down someone else’s high blood pressure medicine.

I’m surprisingly watching the Lakers/Magic game and would love to do a flying kick into Kobe Bryant’s arrogant face.

If you buy me the new iPhone I just might use the new MMS feature to text you pictures of me in bed. Any takers?