Stay-in-Bed Lady

I wake stuffed up in the morning so I have to sit up or get out of bed to breathe. I’m thinking about buying drowsy Benadryl to solve this.

I #BlameDrewsCancer for my back pain from being a stay-in-bed lady and not having the will to get out of bed!

Yesterday a friend and I ordered so much food for two that the employees pushed a second table up to ours. Their way of calling us fatties.

I wonder how many people have blocked me on IM, giving me phony excuses of needing to sign off, just because I keep hassling them at work?

There’s nothing really significant enough in my life that I’d want to tattoo on myself, except for a nap. Can that be depicted? I love naps.