Stay-in-Bed Lady

The more I drink the more I lose my mind. Literally and figuratively. So, here’s to another beer!

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t.

Ahem, when you fret about your forgotten cell phone all day…

It’s kind of sad when you freit all day only to return to 0 missed calls and texts.

It’s too bad we can’t all stay in bed all day like me.

There should be a law that allows fellow passengers to put a sock in the mouths of public snorers.

I ate some damn good Indian food today and I ain’t afraid to tweet about it.

Feeling an absurd mix between hunger and acid burning through my stomach lining.

There are days I freak out about life and calm myself with an undeserved nap.

It being 09/09/09 today did not significantly impact my life in any way. I will remember it as the day my back really started to hurt again.