Stay-in-Bed Lady

It’s Halloween and I’m ready to party in bed.

I’m not quite sure how it jumped from summer to winter in a matter of days. Switching blankets is such a pain in the ass.

Ever get the feeling you’re about to be shanked because you didn’t want to judge the would-be shanker for shanking?

I’ve been on the computer all day and now that I’m off, I’m using my smartphone. Damn you, connectivity!

I’m not sure why I felt compelled to stuff my face as if I didn’t know when my next meal would be.

Listening to Outkast makes me feel old. How has it been six years since Hey Yeah came out?

Nothing like lounging in bed with a book and everything you need in arms reach - tranquilizers, booze, and plenty of free time to nap.

Despite all the beauty rest I seem to get, the dark circles under my eyes continue to make me look tired, uninterested, and zombie-like.

Once again I’m in it to win it. Just shelled out $2 for my chance to win $200 million. These are the ramblings of a lottery addict, clearly.

I’m feeling deliriously tired right now and have to sleep to keep a clear head so I can remember to buy a lotto ticket tomorrow!