Stay-in-Bed Lady

Who needs to be reminded of personal failure every year?

My neck is sore from a combo of sitting in bed, sitting at my desk, and shivering from the cold.

Playing an actual BOARD game of scrabble.

Eating Doritos in bed. Not too shabby!

Nothing like lounging in bed watching Lost!

This self-imposed bed ridden thing is seriously messing up my back already and it’s only been one day!

My stomach is constantly gurgling and I can no longer tell if I’m hungry, digesting, or pooping. That’s bad, right?

Why hello red wine that tastes like vinegar! I am having a bad day, how did you know?