Stay-in-Bed Lady

I wish I knew I was allergic to this moisturizer before I lathered it on myself.

The calendar on my wall is on the July 2008 page. Even if I wanted to flip ahead I couldn’t.

Cabo Cantina: Where people who hate Mexicans go to enjoy all things Mexican.

The idea of shoveling handfuls of gummy bears into my mouth seems like a good way to start binge eating.

There are some sounds I will never get used to, like someone intentionally gagging themselves.

A horse is a horse of course of course.

Allergies and hangovers are best suffered separately.

There’s something about that place that makes me severly unhappy.

All it takes is checking out my surroundings at LAX to remember why I left this hellhole.

God it must be downright embarrassing sometimes to be an actor.