Stay-in-Bed Lady

Shopping online leads to obsessiveness - is the order processed? Has it shipped? Is it scheduled to be delivered on time?

Apparently I’m prone to doodling crappy looking flowers when I’m bored.

A tiring weekend of eating quite a bit of tasty food, namely three Mexican meals in a row.

Not good when things burn both ways.

I saw one of those arm/torso pillows today and thought, “Yeap, at this rate that’ll be me soon.”

The internets are for threats and verbal assaults, apparently.

If ever forced to dig my own grave, I’d refuse because what’s the worst they can do, kill me?

I wonder if Rita was ever like, “Hey Dexter, how come I never see you wearing these long sleeve thermals?”

People who can scream comically are awesome. It’s not an easy task.

This Valentine’s day, make her vagina skip a beat.