Stay-in-Bed Lady

Do you think regular eyebrow picking leads to saggy upper eyelids?

With minesweeper comes love, even if it makes you irrationally suck in your breath when your fat finger pokes the wrong square.

Sitting used to be a favorite activity of mine until I confined myself to my desk chair.

I’m maniacally tearing out my right eye. Like, leaking tears, not forcefully removing my eye.

Lose weight feel great with my tried and true regimen of depression and exercise!

What becomes of the brokenhearted?

I wish there was a device I could stick my face into that would wash and moisturize it with the push of a button.

I’m pretty sure a spider just dropped on my face but I couldn’t find it after I swatted it away.

My dreams are definitely inconsistent with my life.

Thanks summer heat for the zit breakout and influx of spiders!