Stay-in-Bed Lady

I started googling how to manually eject a cd from my iMac then realized it wasn’t ejecting because I had taken it out to write on it.

Complete and utter disarray pretty much sums up my life right now.

Crying while eating curry is the perfect way to make neighbors keep their distance.

You’re damn right I’m gonna complain about the goddamn heat today. 102 and no ac at home = dreadful.

Do you think guide dogs get depressed?

I just discovered my very profound tweets were not being sent. It’s better this way.

How does one suddenly lose the tip of their chapstick?

I’m pretty sure I have feline AIDS.

2am is an unreasonable time to get heartburn.

How is it that cleaning up shit yields even more shit?