Stay-in-Bed Lady

@jadeheart so what’s Morgan gonna be this year?

There’s nothing like sporadic hives to help get you through the day.

When did I get so sickly? How dare my body advance beyond allergies.

Can you flush a fart down the toilet?

Found a gateway IPA.

You take the good you take the bad you take them all and there you have the facts of life. The facts of life.

That “Tip Lincecum” jar is a pretty classy way to guilt trip Bay Area patrons into leaving a buck or two behind.

Kind of feeling like I have a heart again.

Blowing into a tissue for a minute straight is not a normal way to expel snot.

Odd. Pandora shifted from Jeff Buckley-esque songs to guitar hero. Joan Jett and survivor?