Stay-in-Bed Lady

Biting into a rock that’s hiding in rice does not feel good.

Everybody hurts. Sometimes. Especially after a meager work out.

I look like a hobo sitting inside with my sweater, scarf, and fingerless gloves. It’s cold today.

I just burned my stomach with my laptop after spilling hot tea on my fingers.

I’m starting to get pretty good at missing terrorism and natural disasters.

I guess you could say finding crumbs inside my shirt was a low point of the day.

My stomach just made some unattractive noises right after I finished eating.

This used to be my playground. This used to be my childhood dream.

Much like I walk my bike uphill, I’d probably take my skiis off to go uphill when cross country skiing.

One of these days I’m gonna get a waterbed so I won’t have to get out of bed for water.