Stay-in-Bed Lady

Why take antibiotics when I can just hold my stomach and lie in bed all day?

Some people are just not worth the effort and time.

I was somewhat disturbed by Colin Firth’s resemblance to Al Gore in “A Single Man”.

Hands up, knees together, ass out. Aroostasha aroostasha aroostasha sha!

A skinned knee is like a paper cut - not that painful but stings just enough to complain about it like a baby.

Sometimes waking up is so exhausting the only way to recover is by taking a nap.

Sleeping on the other side of the bed to balance out mattress wear and tear.

Someone needs to invent something that will eradicate the taste and smell of raw onions.

The best part of any taxing athletic activity is the food reward at the end.

Sometimes you look back at your life and wonder, “Is that all there is?”