Stay-in-Bed Lady

I need some eternal sunshine o…

sibl — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 05:41:54 +0000

I need some eternal sunshine of the spotless mind treatment.

sibl — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 07:27:06 +0000

Does crying into your pillow help keep your face moisturized through the night?

sibl — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 08:46:38 +0000

One day I will look back at these sad days and think, “Things sure were easier when I was young.”

sibl — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 07:35:36 +0000

Hoping for a good night’s sleep is like pretending your shit don’t stink.

sibl — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 07:59:26 +0000

They say the best way to get out of a funk is to get your slut on.

sibl — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 09:03:53 +0000

I’m ready to spend most of my days out of bed.

sibl — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 05:16:03 +0000

I just had one of those moments where my brain finally told me my stomach was full but I kept going anyway.

sibl — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 06:46:28 +0000

I am developing workers hands. Terrible.

sibl — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 08:25:36 +0000

Sometimes utter crap gets into my netflix queue and those are the days I wish I could have a “return to sender” automated process.

sibl — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 22:27:21 +0000

You give me fever, fever all through the night. Thanks, food poisoning!