Full List of Brain Farts
- Wearing a scarf in bed. In a “…
- Biting into a rock that’s hidi…
- Everybody hurts. Sometimes. Es…
- I look like a hobo sitting ins…
- I just burned my stomach with …
- I’m starting to get pretty goo…
- I guess you could say finding …
- My stomach just made some unat…
- This used to be my playground….
- Much like I walk my bike uphil…
- One of these days I’m gonna ge…
- Is this heartburn or is this a…
- Feeling a little more pathetic…
- I think I reached the point wh…
- If you ever decide to punch yo…
- Who needs to be reminded of pe…
- My neck is sore from a combo o…
- Playing an actual BOARD game o…
- Eating Doritos in bed. Not too…
- Nothing like lounging in bed w…
- This self-imposed bed ridden t…
- My stomach is constantly gurgl…
- Why hello red wine that tastes…
- Wherever I go, cats seem to be…
- My stomach is full of the drie…
- I stopped taking allergy pills…
- Why is it that pimples always …
- Oops. I guess homail is very d…
- Gross. I just pulled out a whi…
- Bock cervesa es muy sabrosa.
- So hungry yet so lazy to seek …
- Afternoon beers aren’t exactly…
- I had a sober new year’s eve s…
- The burning means the zit crea…
- What’s the point of exerting o…
- Hand washing clothes equals dr…
- It’s kind of embarrassing when…
- Curse you, bugs that bite mult…
- Lips so chapped. But chapstick…
- I like being able to see out o…
- I’m not gonna lie. I look pret…
- I’m not a fan of strings of sp…
- This sunburn is going to heal …
- The feeling of a mosquito bite…
- Must restrict water intake to …
- Mosquitos, why must you curse …
- One snarky remark never to mak…
- Hungry hungry hippo!
- Memories are weird things. Tha…
- Oh what a beautiful morning, o…
- Just made a bucket of soup. Ta…
- Is patiently waiting for brunc…
- All it takes is a tasty burrit…
- It’s so cold my neck hurts fro…
- I wonder if it’s a bad sign th…
- I’m not sure this yoga ball is…
- I hate waking up hungry. It fe…
- Football on Sunday = eating a …
- It’s Halloween and I’m ready t…
- I’m not quite sure how it jump…
- Ever get the feeling you’re ab…
- I’ve been on the computer all …
- I’m not sure why I felt compel…
- Listening to Outkast makes me …
- Nothing like lounging in bed w…
- Despite all the beauty rest I …
- Once again I’m in it to win it…
- I’m feeling deliriously tired …
- Dang, I want an epidural.
- The more I drink the more I lo…
- Sometimes you feel like a nut….
- Ahem, when you fret about your…
- It’s kind of sad when you frei…
- It’s too bad we can’t all stay…
- There should be a law that all…
- I ate some damn good Indian fo…
- Feeling an absurd mix between …
- There are days I freak out abo…
- It being 09/09/09 today did no…
- Can anyone give me some tips o…
- I get paranoid doing things li…
- The day would not be complete …
- Eating until I cannot eat anym…
- Who loves spilling drinks all …
- When the moon hits the sky lik…
- There’s nothing like having a …
- I love it when police use thei…
- Tomorrow I will be an instant …
- I wonder if there is ever goin…
- Being in a lit room when it is…
- I had one of those dreams wher…
- Have any instructors ever expe…
- There are days I want nothing …
- There are days I feel guilty w…
- I want to sound my barbaric ya…
- I woke up feeling great this m…
- I didn’t win the lottery and w…
- I wore three pain relief patch…
- I’ve just returned from Target…
- I wonder if it’s a problem to …
- I found a long, messed up look…
- I’m in desperate need of a lin…
- Hangovers are the worst. I kep…
- There are days when I want to …
- When sales people are trying t…
- Everytime I stretch out my sta…
- Traffic and full bladders are …
- I walked myself a little silly…
- I’m at that stage in life wher…
- I always end up tipping the ca…
- About the same time I became a…
- My stay-in-bed lady back is ki…
- I hate waking up somewhat naus…
- Sometimes you just have to sha…
- It’s a scary feeling not knowi…
- Kids with adult faces ought to…
- These ain’t yo momma’s Girl Scout cookies…or are they?
- I walked past a man who bent o…
- I try so hard not to drink the…
- If everyone wants to send me t…
- I’m feeling so overwhelmed by …
- I wish i had man servants who …
- When you’re a kid, it’s cute t…
- I finally got to shower and us…
- Now that the shower is apparen…
- I knew that bag of chips was n…
- www.StayInBedLady.com is gener…
- Michael Jackson broke the inte…
- There’s a “news” story about d…
- There are days when I think a …
- I got bamboozled into getting …
- One of these days I’m going to…
- This weekend has been one of t…
- FYI, when someone can hurt you…
- Do I have a drinking problem?
- Though I’m weary of cheap sake…
- My new goal in life is to have…
- I’ve had a canker sore on the …
- Baked Lays are pretty deliciou…
- Hey Chastity, the world alread…
- Sometimes I wish I weren’t so …
- There’s something about visiti…
- I’m surprisingly watching the …
- If you buy me the new iPhone I…
- I wake stuffed up in the morni…
- I #BlameDrewsCancer for my bac…
- Yesterday a friend and I order…
- I wonder how many people have …
- There’s nothing really signifi…
- I hope someday to be served Di…
- Somebody loves me or at least …
- I overdid it yesterday. Made a…
- When I hear the slow sounds of…
- My eyes appear to have doubled…
- I’ve eaten everything except t…
- I forgot about my Degrassi: Th…
- Allergies make me so attractive
- If I make like Rip Van Winkle …
- Anyone want to buy me a Tempur…
- There’s a calendar on my wall …
- If Giada De Laurentiis were ha…
- There have been some worrisome…
- Let the teacher fetish begin!
- I just got caught checking out…
- I hate it when my chapstick ro…
- Has been flustered twice in th…
- Today feels like a Friday whic…
- What’s the probability that my…
- I don’t say it enough but I re…
- Curse you, swine flu, for ruin…
- I won’t let Linda Wagner convi…
- My city finally recycles mixed…
- Splenda managed to “ruin” my n…
- Inappropriate Wiener Dog Usage
- If I had the ability I’d inven…
- My body’s giving itself shock …
- Got invited to get free Ben & …
- It’s April 20th
- Instead of laser hair removal …
- I wonder what high-powered exe…
- I haven’t eaten Cocoa Puffs si…
- Well I failed my one goal of t…
- It’s that time again. The lott…
- Was it wrong to be tickled pin…
- Skinny Cow
- I just woke up hungry after dr…
- Signs you are getting old, mol…
- I’m counting down until the da…
- Jason Mraz attracts spammers t…
- Drive-thru temptation sucks: T…
- Losing bone density from this lifestyle
- If I were a flight attendant I…
- It’s fun adding a surprise ele…
- Would it be a turn off if you …
- We’re Stay-in-Bed Ladies
- Supposedly unwashed hair start…
- I saw a man looking up whilst …
- A bed is a bed no matter what
- Went out for pizza tonight and…
- Good Samaritan
- Brazilian waxing may be banned…
- It was a nice day out but I co…
- Sometimes you just have to put…
- I regenerate energy by staying…
- Some day I want to stop being …
- You’re too sexy for your shirt, I’m too fat for my underwear
- If I could stay in a bed made …
- I felt like a magician the day…
- Booked a cheap massasge
- I’m suspicious of the Charmin …
- One of these days I’m pretty s…
- I just clipped my nails over m…
- My bed is covered with clothes…
- Furthermore, if Jack Johnson a…
- Is it wrong to hate Jason Mraz…
- About to shower, watch last ni…
- Unemployment Days Are Fattening
- CAlottery.com is not working w…
- Curse you, rain!
- It’s probably time for an afte…
- Need a massage
- They say the camera adds 10lbs…
- Strategically placed a mirror …
- Repressed Memory Resurfaces
- Rearranging furniture not only…
- Just unmasked a bag of clothes…
- Is it wrong that I only put ch…
- Two productive days in a row? Unheard of!
- Six Feet Under makes me happy …
- Interesting cut from Jennifer …
- Need a camel pack
- Stay-in-Bed Dog (Not a Gentleman)
- Now I really feel stupid. I po…
- Well, I feel like an idiot. Ju…
- Thirsty, but too lazy to get a drink
- Got Snuggie? It’s freezing in …
- So after eating 1/4 of that Di…
- My life revolves around food
- Anyone know how to create a cu…
- Laptops are great, but they’re…
- So full from a big burrito and…
- Apparently I’m an old stay-in-…
- Increased cable costs results …
- What’s More Pathetic?
- Life’s not too shabby when the…
- Well, I’m Not a Millionaire
- The Mega Millions lotto is at …
- I just saw a homeless man peei…
- Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner in Bed
- Finally left the house today d…
- It’s 4:20pm (no, I’m not high)…
- Happy Valentine’s Day
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- To be or not to be a stay-in-bed lady
