Stay-in-Bed Lady

One of these days I’m gonna get a waterbed so I won’t have to get out of bed for water.

Is this heartburn or is this a heart attack?

Feeling a little more pathetic than average these days.

I think I reached the point where I can no longer overeat. Damn phantom ulcer.

If you ever decide to punch yourself in the face, you might as well give it all you got, not just do one of those hesitation punches.

Who needs to be reminded of personal failure every year?

My neck is sore from a combo of sitting in bed, sitting at my desk, and shivering from the cold.

Playing an actual BOARD game of scrabble.

Eating Doritos in bed. Not too shabby!

Nothing like lounging in bed watching Lost!