Stay-in-Bed Lady

I had a really difficult time counting chess pieces today. Now that I have a total I have no idea if it’s enough to play.

So this whole summer sickness thing is not cool.

Can you sneeze under water?

At some point I’m probably going to grind my teeth right through my jaw.

I think I’ve destroyed my back for good.

The next investment I make will probably be a hospital bed.

With the amount I eat I’ll never have flat abs.

It’s mmm mmm good.

Obladi oblada life goes on.

I need some eternal sunshine of the spotless mind treatment.