Stay-in-Bed Lady

My profound thought for the day: Peter Piper picked a pickled pecker. Gross.

Self-destruction is a normal emotion just like faux-happiness.

Rental shoes are bad news when you walk away smelling like someone else’s feet.

Though it’s not unusual for me to sleep in, I seem to have a knack for waking up so late on Wednesdays that I miss my first yoga class.

Shopping online leads to obsessiveness - is the order processed? Has it shipped? Is it scheduled to be delivered on time?

Apparently I’m prone to doodling crappy looking flowers when I’m bored.

A tiring weekend of eating quite a bit of tasty food, namely three Mexican meals in a row.

Not good when things burn both ways.

I saw one of those arm/torso pillows today and thought, “Yeap, at this rate that’ll be me soon.”

The internets are for threats and verbal assaults, apparently.