Stay-in-Bed Lady

Can you sneeze under water?

At some point I’m probably going to grind my teeth right through my jaw.

I think I’ve destroyed my back for good.

The next investment I make will probably be a hospital bed.

With the amount I eat I’ll never have flat abs.

It’s mmm mmm good.

Obladi oblada life goes on.

I need some eternal sunshine of the spotless mind treatment.

Does crying into your pillow help keep your face moisturized through the night?

One day I will look back at these sad days and think, “Things sure were easier when I was young.”