Stay-in-Bed Lady

Because of you I was stuck with a makeshift sandwich instead of seeking out the burrito I was actually craving. You kept me from having to get dressed, so I thank you for now. But if you prevent me from going out for my winning $212 million lotto ticket, you’ll have a dead stay-in-bed on [...]

Yesterday I waited several hours (played Jewel Quest and streamed Penelope on Netflix- the Xbox 360 rules) before the rain stopped falling, allowing me to get dressed (kinda) and run to the corner store to pick up a couple Mega Millions tickets and ramen. Yeah, what a life to lead, but I was craving ramen, [...]