Stay-in-Bed Lady

Discussing the stuff that goes on under your toenails is a pretty intimate conversation, no?

Getting locked inside an apartment is totally different than getting locked out. Send help post haste!

To the guy who has an angry/fussy cartoon version of himself tattooed on his arm: You are my hero.

Yes, guy who acts like he doesn’t want any attention, wearing one canvas shoe and one sandal is totally normal. #hipster

If I sustain a death in the workplace I’m supposed to contact OSHA within 8 hours of the fatal accident. Good to know.

Sweaty days are ahead of us.

How the hell is it September already? 2010 has been terrible thus far.

No, Fred, I’m not willing to trade my $130 camera for 1100 digital Beatles songs and 150 Dylan tunes. Loser.

I started googling how to manually eject a cd from my iMac then realized it wasn’t ejecting because I had taken it out to write on it.

Complete and utter disarray pretty much sums up my life right now.