Stay-in-Bed Lady

Kind of feeling like I have a heart again.

Blowing into a tissue for a minute straight is not a normal way to expel snot.

Odd. Pandora shifted from Jeff Buckley-esque songs to guitar hero. Joan Jett and survivor?

Waiting for the rain to stop so I can go buy rain boots. Sigh.

Literally throwing up a little bit in your mouth is really quite unpleasant.

I don’t care how delayed or slow it is, farting in a crowded subway is NOT acceptable.

Hot oil popping out of the pan is one of the worst parts about cooking.

Sometimes never leaving the house is just the sort of thing you need to refresh and contemplate why your life sucks.

Scratching in public is a good way to deter would-be attackers.

Illuminated / drawn in by the iPhone’s glow / SQUASH goes mosquito!